If you have a kali in your life you are a very lucky person and you should never let her go. She is the only one who understands you when you are drunk as frick at midnight. She is beautiful, kind and full send amazing. She makes me cry laugh emotions that I can’t name. Kali is an absolute best friend and no guys are good enough for her(that’s the only reason why she doesn’t have a man) she will be there for you when your bf breaks up with you. And any other day ever. There is no other way to describe her. I am so lucky to have her as my best friend.
by #petunia January 19, 2020

A young man with the chillest of vibes. Rather secretive of his own business. While willing to listen to others he is very private with others business as well. Ready to blossom in a reserved but attentive young man he is also very silly and ready to joke around. Only with those he trusts or cares for
Kali-Alexander is a homeboi
by Blythe96128 December 27, 2020

handsome, most likely to play football but is a dick sometimes to his best friend and his friends are dicks and pedophiles
by favor washington January 1, 2023

Kalie piped your sister
by Reffrey123 December 23, 2018

The funniest white cracker girl who is very beautiful and pulls every guy she wants cuz she’s cut like that ong 😭 she has a fat ass and she know how to use it
by Kali👅👅 May 18, 2022

A dirty Kali is when a girl with a fatty come over to you at lunch in school and sits on your face and in the act of eating her out she sharts leaving a starfish brown stain on your forehead. ( Best experienced with a vibrator toy in ass on max vibration )
by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023

A kali-cat is a person who thinks they are better than everyone else, and always angry.
this name is usually given to a very short and very angry person, which is what spawns the "Cat" part of the name, and anybody with this nickname is usually very obnoxious as well.
this name is usually given to a very short and very angry person, which is what spawns the "Cat" part of the name, and anybody with this nickname is usually very obnoxious as well.
Jared is SUCH a kali-cat, I cant make a single joke without him blowing up at me!
Lily is always so mad at me! I honestly think shes becoming a kali-cat
Lily is always so mad at me! I honestly think shes becoming a kali-cat
by Billiam Fulwark April 28, 2024
