Dirty Kaidan 

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

Dirty Kaidan by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024

Dirty Kaidan 

When you are having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the kick the door down you can turn around and nut all over them.

Bro 1 - "Yo I heard Jack got arrested for pulling a Dirty Kaidan."
Bro 2 - "I wish I had the balls to do that."

Dirty Kaidan by I Am Extremely Racist May 26, 2024