Kidney Kracker

Chugging 2 dews; one through your mouth and at the same time one through your ass.

Yo this guys hitting’ the Kidney kracker.

by Cockdady September 11, 2020

captain kidney

A name given to Yosemite Sam by Bugs Bunny in the cartoon “Buccaneer Bunny.”

“Haha! Well, see you later, Captain Kidney!”

by Haai February 26, 2020

kidney disrupter

A penis.

As a gentleman, I always wait until the second date to introduce her to the ol' kidney disrupter.

by JCVN November 4, 2012

kidney damage

the bronze jade

Kidney damage has been seen in humans and animals after inhaling or ingesting uranium compounds. Ingesting water-soluble uranium compounds will result in kidney effects at lower doses than following exposure to insoluble uranium compounds. Inhaled insoluble uranium compounds can also damage the respiratory tract.

by Knmagor August 24, 2022

Kidney Seasoning

When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.

I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.

by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021

North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill

Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out

by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025