Skip to main content

Dr. Jones

Share definition
The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.
1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
by Ptolomy Fife October 7, 2018
Flag
mugGet the Dr. Jones mug.

Thank you Dr. Jones

Share definition
Phrase used to sarcastically acknowledge someone's contribution to a conversation or action that ultimately has little to no impact or relevance. Originating from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark," it refers to the overall premise of the film, where Indiana Jones's involvement does not significantly alter the outcome of events.
Person A: "I just read an interesting article about the latest advancements in renewable energy technologies."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."
by RuiningWords4u June 22, 2023
Flag
mugGet the Thank you Dr. Jones mug.
Jowhorah Hadda Jones Is Known As "'The`~`Grateful`~`Dead```'"
Jowhorah Hadda Jones Is Known As "'The`~`Grateful`~`Dead```'"
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
Flag
mugGet the Jowhorah Hadda Jones Is Known As "'The`~`Grateful`~`Dead```'" mug.
Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
Flag
mugGet the Chantel Delia Robles, Also Known As Eliza Coupe Jowhorah Haddad Jones, Also Known As, Bubbles As Well As Dante <Cinematical-Monoaural-Progression> mug.