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topless blow job

Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.
Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.
by John Balls October 27, 2007
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angry blow job

When a girl gives you head you grab the back of her head and thrust back and forth as hard as possible causing a bloody nose. It is preferable to have a beer gut.
Stan gave his girlfriend an angry blow job on his birthday.
by sharks4thecup March 10, 2009
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Birdy Style Blow Job

The guy receiving the blow job makes bird calls, while the the girl giving the blow job flaps her arms like a bird.
I always hear that guy Jeff making bird calls next door. He must be getting those birdy style blow jobs again!
by W3ST December 20, 2006
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Poop dick blow-job

After anal sex, a blow-job is given.
Your mom got freaky with me last night and gave me a poop dick blow-job!
by chilifest March 12, 2009
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Ultimate Blow job

When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.
"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"

"That sucks, B."
by DragonLegion March 13, 2009
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Italian Blow Job

When a chick is giving you head and goes balls deep and then licks your balls.
"Last night, Sally and I were fooling around and things got heated and she gave me an Italian Blow Job.
by Carver Twice April 28, 2011
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Blow job broad

a female whose only good use is to give blow jobs.
I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.
by Donnie T March 28, 2009
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