Oppo Jax

Humongous, gigantic, impressively rotund chesticles.

Damn, that hunnie over there has a ridiculous set of oppo jax! I want to stick my face in between them!

by djp34 August 29, 2010

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Jax Effect

The Jax Effect occurs when you have a problem but it miraculously fixes itself the moment someone else looks at the problem.

I brought my computer problem to Jax at IT and it fixed itself the moment she looked it. The Jax Effect just happened.

"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"

"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."

by zerocool01 January 10, 2020

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Jax

Dating Jaz and is very hot UwU

I love Jax

by Jax my love September 20, 2021

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JAX

GETTING FUCKED UP. BLACKOUT!!!

Jax Pre-Gamed too hard. Now she is black out in the back of the car, before the party even started.

by MADPSEUDONYM July 11, 2023

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Jax

A theater kid with dancing, singing, and acting skills. He's zesty, but straight, and for some reason all the girls want him. He has a big dick but won't talk about it due to being devoted to Christianity. He loves one color and will wear it all the time, in the form of sweats and sneakers. He's smart, and loyal, and a great friend.

Person 1-"Woah, that kid's born to be on broadway!"
Person 2-"Yeah and I heard he has a huge dick too! All the girls are staring at him!"
Person 3-"Sounds like a total Jax!"

by coochies_for_days October 14, 2023

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