Insane and irreparable damage to one's asshole. Mostly likely to occur in jail, from a huge black man named Bubba with his massive black dick.
Bubba: I'm about to give you a Jailhouse C-Section, prepare your asshole.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
Max: What are you going to do to me?!
Bubba: Ask Jeff and Adam, they know all about it.
by SSuresh November 3, 2012
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by El Torito August 5, 2014
Get the Jailfie mug.Musical sounds that create a gritty, sinister, depressing, and raucous din that would at first hearing seem to be an inmate's failed attempt at harmony while wasting his hour in the jail yard beating random things against each other quite forcefully and with little grace.
(Daniil starts banging a bottle on a porch and then another bottle in succession)
Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."
Madeleine: "Damn, that's some real jail yard shit. I've never heard a more terrifying or terrible beat in my life. Cut that out."
by daniil450 June 14, 2016
Get the Jail Yard Shit mug.don't get arrested by cops with an unfair advantage. U will go directly to jail. U will not pass go. U will not collect two hundred.
by Snoopers snippets May 15, 2016
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by LacyLavender 1 August 21, 2016
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by LacyLavender 1 August 21, 2016
Get the Jail Jammies mug.According to islam the jahiliyyah is the period before Islam which consist the society of unbelievers who were barbaric, pagans, idol worshippers and making war each other
Islamic jihadists generally hate tourists and tourism. In Egypt, the main attractions are artifacts of the nation’s pre-Islamic civilization are targeted by terrorist because as far as they are concerned, that is jahiliyyah, the society of unbelievers, and thus worthless trash worthy of no respect.
by Krish1997 January 10, 2019
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