Hollister 

Giving oral pleasure to a retard. Downs Syndrome kids getting a Hollister from whores. Derived from the modeling agency Hollister in Florida that hires borderline retarded chicks with an ensatiable appetite for "charity". Giving back to the community the best way they can by pleasuring the less fortunate.

Kailey gave Corky a Hollister after he won the relay race at teh special olympics.

Hollister by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Hollister 

A store that's in most malls that "preps" buy from. The sizes for guys range from anything, but if your a girl and your a size 8, and you want to shop at Hollister, your pretty much screwed. All the snobby bitches that buy from Hollister are either anorexic or bulimic and weigh less than Lindsay Lohan

girl 1: OH MY GOD i just got this new shirt from hollister
Girl 2: OMG!! that's soooo cool. what size?
girl 1: double zero, duh!
girl 2: good. omg holly's a 2 right now!
girl 1: really? omg shes so FAT!
girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT! omg lets go make ourselves puke i ate some chocolate today!
girl 1: right behind you!

Hollister by ofmgrawr August 23, 2009

hollister 

a store that many people diss and make fun of.. and say that its really expensive and not worth the price.
but people will say theyre expensive even though they clearly havent shopped there before.
THERE IS A CLEARANCE SECTION THAT SELLS CLOTHES FOR 10 DOLLARS . SOMETIMES EVEN LESS. theres a clearance section at the back and thats where everyone goes.

so, no,. its not expensive. they do have nice clothes, that are CHEAP.

yela: "..you only shop there at hollister because of the brand. its so expensive. "

mica: ".. i bought this shirt for freakin 16 dollars. how much was yours?"

hollister by ignorantpeopleareweird1 August 14, 2010

hollister 

Hollister and Abercrombie are the BEST STORES EVER!

OMG!!! I just bought 2 new shirts from hollister & Abercrombie! They were so much $money$ but, OH WELL, I am RICH, so I can PAY for them!!!

hollister by Presley July 15, 2008

hollister 

cheap wannabe abercrombie

people think that they are so cool by shopping at hollister, but really they just look like complete wannabees. Abercrombie is really where its at.

if you like all of your clothes to be bright orange, hot pink, and fluorescent turquoise, then this is the store for you. All their clothes look the same. Every shirt is orange and baby-doll style. you can spot a hollister shirt from a mile away.

by the way, why would you want to wear a shirt with a palm tree and surf board IN THE WINTER?!?!

girl #1: that girl at the end of the street is wearing a hollister shirt

girl #2: how do you know? you see the little seagull logo all the way from here?

girl #1: its orange and has flowers.

hollister by abercrombie does it better November 9, 2007

hollister 

a gross store. forever21, abercrombie, bebe, true religon, ruehl and many store are much better. It's where the people who can't afford abercrombie now. There clothes rip and they suck. Please don't wear there jeans, they fit odd and i'm even skinny. I object to shop there anymore. Plus its not original and I am. Poor people shop there..

did you just see that?-girl 1
yeah gross, she was wearing hollister.-girl 2
ew.-girl 1
promise you will never shop there?-girl 2
uh duh.-girl 1

hollister by dropppppp344444444 February 23, 2009

hollister 

hollister is alright...but just to let you all know...its owned by abercrombie...and abercrombie is the best store in the world!!!<3

ABERCROMBIE AND HOLLISTER ROCK!!!!....and my daddy gives me at least $500 to shop at each store!!

hollister by monica marie July 18, 2008