a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
I warned you!
by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020
Get the Haunted Housemug. by NTxHJ December 21, 2016
Get the north texas haunt jauntmug. 1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.
2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"
friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.
by gozainagi January 26, 2012
Get the hallmark haunted housemug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the A Haunted house Back Smack Amug. A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
by Compel January 4, 2018
Get the haunted playgroundmug. X person: what's your fav taylor swift song?
Some cool person: i love haunted sm, it has my whole heart.
Some cool person: i love haunted sm, it has my whole heart.
by ilovenicknelson April 25, 2022
Get the Hauntedmug. A dirty haunt is fapping to something so horrendously morally questionable that the feeling of guilt haunts you forever
Late last night I watched a movie where the guy fucked eachother in the ears and now it will dirty haunt me forever
by Sabrina haunt June 11, 2022
Get the Dirty Hauntmug.