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David Hasselhoff

The fastest means of transportation in the seven seas. Can deliver you from shell city to bikini bottom in a matter of minutes.
"Oh no... how are we ever gonna get back to Bikini Bottom now?"
"I can take you there."
"Who are you?!"
"I'm David Hasselhoff."
by wyllielee August 13, 2021
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Morgan Hasselström

People who are named Morgan Hasselström are total legends. They are always above 180 cm and get all the girls. Morgan Hasselströms are always taller than people born in September, and stronger and smarter.

They have enormous penises and perform well in bed.
Dude, who is that giant?

Oh, that guy. That is a total Morgan Hasselström

Who is this menace which left the machine on a full-stack?
Probably a Morgan Hasselström.
by BigPepMan November 16, 2021
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