hazleton

A style of mutual masturbation, in which a woman hangs upside-down, while her male partner stands rightside up.

man: This hazleton, is the bomb. We got to do it more often.

woman: Shut the fuck up, and work my clit!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Hamlet Indiana

A small town in NW Indiana, which is basically LaPorte, next to Kingsford Heights, as well as Kingsbury. It does mostly habitat cheaters and liars and drinking while driving on those back roads because they can get away with it because there is nothing else to do other than farm/drink/cheat/find online affairs and hurt others in the process. Lots of farming area.

hamlet hamlet indiana cheaters liars alcohlics capital of online sex affairs sneaking around back biting

by Disgruntled Human Being March 20, 2011

Hazlet

Hazlet is a middle class town inbetween Keansburg and Holmdel. Hazlet kids are usually assholes and don't know what a personality is, just looks. They think they're better than everyone else. The school system doesn't do shit for bullying. Most dumb bitches smoke and get drunk. Like, that's all they do. (I smoke, but not as much as them. Fr, ya'll got a problem.) Bullying is a big issue lmao.

Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 1: Ew, why tf her hair that color?
Regular Hazlet Girl: Uhh, 'cause she was born with it?
Dumbass Hazlet Bitch 2: It looks gross.
Regular Hazlet Girl: Bro, you and her got the same hair color, lmaoo. Bye.

by some girl lmao May 11, 2020

penn state hazleton

the worst college campus in the USA. the average 10 is a 5.5 (referred to as the hazleton scale). also the campus is filled with inbreds, rednecks and African Americans. the old ass cops dont do shit except fuck up your day. there's nowhere to party and be ready to smoke alot of cigs

since i go to penn state hazleton all i do is look at ratchet black girls and smoke boags

by IHateHazleton November 5, 2013

Haylett

Northern Monker with a weakness for scousers

That haylett is such a northern monkey

by abbby December 8, 2003

hasleen

A butch ass mofo. She's a girl that loves every guy. She thinks all guys are hot, and she's a pretty good friend until you get into a fight, she says she'll throw punches but she will just chicken out. #pussy #bitchassmofo

Hasleen chickend out in the fight yesterday.

by merp(: mahurgan❤️ February 16, 2017

East Hazlet

This term specifically refers to the girls of West Keansburg who no longer want to be categorized as being part of a gang or the wrong side of town.

Refers to the area known as West Keansburg, except in a better light.

Neighborhoods such as 1st street to 13th street, Munro Avenue, Poplar, Pinewood, Brown Ave, and other neighborhoods on the West Keansburg side of 36 are included in this category.

The girls from East Hazlet are much like those from the rest of Hazlet, except for the fact that they are bad ass.

No one from Palmer Avenue is considered West Keansburg nor east Hazlet. You bitches have to come up with your own neighborhood.

Jess: "I hate when people say I'm not from West Keanburg!"
Lauren: "Oh please, West Keansburg is so played out. I'd so rather be from East Hazlet."
Jess: "Oh true!"

by sloptartcascioismyhero March 23, 2007