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The Anderson Maturity Scale

A scale from 1-20 to rank the maturity of a person. 1 being the least mature and 20 being the most mature.
Tom was a 1 on the Anderson Maturity Scale
by The Anderson Scale October 24, 2017
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Kayla anderson

A boo who eats salt and can’t give two fucks about what she sniffs
by Benhardyisasnack02 February 8, 2019
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natasha anderson

natasha anderson is the most beautiful and wonderful person in the world. You will find yourself deeply in love with her if you meet her. Although she tends to close herself off and doesn't like to open up she will still be a glowing joy in your life. However as she opens up to you, you will find yourself to fall deeper in love. Be careful it is easy to become obsessed
Wow im so happy im dating natasha anderson
by DoctorDaddyDaniel August 28, 2020
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I'll call Anderson

A sarcastic phrase much like "big deal", when someone announces something mundane and unimportant as if it were important, and the speaker wants to ridicule that with irony. The implication is that what he/she has said is so profound that the speaker will run to the phone to tell CNN anchor, Anderson Cooper, so that the news can be broadcast nationally. Also similar to TMI. A sarcastic and backwards way of saying that nobody cares to hear it.
A: I think I'm gonna go take a dump
B: I'll call Anderson
by Crazy Coyote April 30, 2020
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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.
by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018
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the henderson

The sexual act involving a tarp and anal beads. Anal beads in while the guy is getting a blow job, and right when he cums the anal beads are removed, and his bowels empty all over the tarp. Then the partner rolls around in the feces and commences to other sexual acts.
Person 1: You ready? Gonna put the tarp down.
Person 2: What do we need a tarp for?
Person 1: the henderson, now put these anal beads in
by almosttooboss June 10, 2011
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Sanderson

An extremely clever man, who knows the world and his wife.... and they're professional sports star kids.

They say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. Unless you know a Sanderson! A Sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some Sanderson's knows who assassinated J.F. Kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-Pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast Sanderson family tree.

(e.g. Chris Hoy - 2nd Cousin )

Urban legend has it a 'Sanderson' once sat next to Bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. Need i say anymore, Sanderson knows everyone and everything.
Teacher "Does anyone know anything about windsurfing" ?

Millie "My friend Alice is amazing at windsurfing, she's been doing it for years and just won the England Championships"

Jake "Steady on Shat, we got ourselves a Sanderson"
by 123 abc April 22, 2016
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