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Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food
1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022
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garlic poo

Garlic poo is when it comes out of your bum.
by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023
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Garlic-Breadaboo

An allosexual person who is obsessed with asexual culture (garlic bread, cake, dragons, etc.)
Person 1: Garlic bread is better than sex
Peron 2: are you asexual?
Person 1: no i'm just a Garlic-Breadaboo
by Jaiden Animations March 29, 2023
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GARLIC BREAD

GARLIC BREAD IS THE BOMBBBBB
YOU AIN'T GON' BE MESSIN' WITH GARLIC BREAD
BOW DOWN TO YOUR GARLIC BREAD GODDD
BEST THING TO EVER BE MADE
JOEY: HEY, GOT ANY BREAD
FRED: YEAH, GARLIC BREAD
by GARLIC BREADER 4LIFER April 16, 2023
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Garlic Joe

A 'Garlic Joe' is when you fill a girls pussy with vinegar and stick your dick it and when she starts squirting you drink the watery vinegary liquid
Person A: I hit Tania with a garlic Joe last night, it was crazy
by TJ200407 May 30, 2023
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Garlic Tunes

Referring to a pungent genre of music that is inspired by the culinary world, with songs and rhythms that evoke the sensory experience of cooking with garlic or the atmosphere of a garlic festival. Think of it as a repellent for vampires, where the sounds and melodies act as strong and aromatic like a real garlic dish.
I collectively cringed when someone played Garlic Tunes on the stereo, a genre I detested for its association with garlic.
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garlic bread

mmmmmjjjj, garc bread..
nigga 1: yo what you eatin foo?
big black hungry nigga: garlic bread
by alf6969 October 24, 2023
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