The Devil’s Graffiti

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after an explosive bowel movement, particularly after the first flush.

Them: I’ve already flushed twice and there’s still shit stuck on the toilet

Me: That’s the Devil’s Graffiti, baby. You can’t deface what’s already been defaced.

by link1ater July 26, 2021

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corporate graffiti

Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.

Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!

by CloseButNoCigar March 2, 2022

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Graffiti Ghost

When someone who is taking a shit decides to Ghost their wax pen hit while doing so.

“Bro where have you been!”
“Dude I’m so baked, and I left Graffiti Ghost in your restroom …”

by TavariousJenkins August 11, 2025

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Graffity

A combination of “Graffiti” and “Gravity”. Refers to graffiti that is done on the ground.

Dude, look at this graffity! Such an addition to this place!

Guys I’ve done graffity outside our house. It’s looking gorgeous!

Please stop doing graffity on the skatepark. It’s vandalism.

by Real words you may not know August 20, 2025

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