fungus

a hella painfull fungus that that will suck ur balls and eat your foot

can i suck ur fungus

by hgtyuikjhgfdrtyuijhgvfcxz September 30, 2022

Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023

FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies

U are a Fart Fungus

by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022

House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.

Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.

by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024

thug fungus

another way of saying somebody is downbad, for example if someone is a fiend for the gooch, you go..

person: oh hell nah that mf got the thug fungus

by thugshaker420 June 7, 2022

recreational fungus

A psychological disorder where one deliberately catches a tinea fungal infection (athlete's foot)

Wear ya jandals in the showers mate, i hear crazy Johnny suffers from recreational fungus disorder

by donramono April 18, 2018

foot fungus

the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

by Sierra_123 April 19, 2022