Super Best Friends

Speed Channel F1 commentator Steve Matchett's nickname for the Super Aguri F1 Team

Takuma Sato comes home in 15th for the Super Best Friends.

by Scott Speed December 9, 2008

Pork Scotch friends

Imaginary friends. People who simply don't exist. A bit like Facebook friends. Named for the fact that Pork Scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete twat.

Monk: So who's coming to this barbecue then? Pork Scotch's friends?

Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.

by Lumpbag August 15, 2009

Friends' School Lisburn

Otherwise known as FSL. A shitty secondary school in Lisburn in Northern Ireland. Everyone thinks it's full of stuck up posh twats but its far from that. Run by a nonce called steven who rides his bike to school like he's Lewis fucking Hamilton.

'Oh, you're from Friends' School Lisburn? Fuck off you posh cunt!'

by Lisburn Man March 25, 2019

fosters home for imaginary friends

Quite possibly the last remaining kids show on earth that does not suck ass.

"Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is pure owneage."

"Hot toe picker."

by ohsaline August 12, 2006

Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically, sprung guys/girls have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get back together.

by Vu Nguyen July 29, 2008

lets be friends

What you hear instead of "lets just go on with ourselves" or "i can't fucking stand you anymore".

Girl: Yeah , you're a relly great guy, smart, funny, rich, cute, blah blah. I know we've dated for 5 years, but i think we should break up. For good. Never to date again under any circumstances. Oh yeah, LETS BE FRIENDS.

Man: Uhh.....

by Jagged Joe November 3, 2006

Let's just be friends

Let's never have sex

I like you, but let's just be friends.

by SyntacticSugarDaddy April 17, 2006