feet seats

The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.

Ex: I really hope no one sits in front of us, those are our feet seats!

by Itsmelo760 November 16, 2013

rental feet

Having stank-ass feet after having worn some sort of rented footwear (bowling shoes or skates) or having to wear nasty store socks when shoe shopping

I can smell your stank-ass rental feet from those disgusting bowling shoes!

by bkCD February 7, 2014

Florida Feet

When the bottom of your feet have calluses, dirt, and are tough from rarely wearing shoes when walking outside. Usually found in places such as Florida.

Duuude after staying at the beach all summer I've got serious florida feet!

by Chachacharmin! July 24, 2011

Cheesy feet

The tastiest type of cheese with the crustiest toenails

I want to eat your cheesy feet

by Cheese Master 69 November 27, 2019

pigeon feet

girls who walk with their feet turned in (like monster high dolls) usually white trash

Boy 1: Did you see Maddie today?
Boy 2: Yeah that whore has pigeon feet.

by the bitches 2 March 16, 2020

Deadbabies Feet

When something in a picture takes away the sexiness or hotness of something else.

Referring to the movie "A Door in the Floor" starring Jeff Bridges in which the character Eddie has to cover up Jeff Bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.

The Little Girl: Where are the feet?

Jeff Bridges: Sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don't show her. Goodnight Eddie.

Eddies (internal dialogue that I made up): I wouldn't have to if your dead babies feet weren't such a cock block! Freaking deadbabies feet!

by HotRollaSizzle February 19, 2009

stanky feet

Feet that smell worse than just "stinky"

Damn, Lou, you got some stanky feet!

by Space Cadet Staci July 20, 2008