Fastesest

Faster than faster

I am the most fastesest than you

by Boo I’m a ghost September 22, 2018

Fartenberry

verb, to fartenberry, when you over react to a (fart) joke to protect your honor and ultimately earn nothing but greater ridicule and possibly your own downfall.
noun, fartenberry, a crisis brought about by excessive defense of your (male) ego from (fart) jokes

He really fartenberried up the response to that.
What a fartenberry of a story.

by ToddlersAreTheGunGrabbers November 3, 2018

fastest alt taber in the west

you when your watching hentai and your perents walk into the room so ya know you hit that alt tab like the fastist alt taber in the west

me: im the fastest alt taber in the west,
friend: whys that?
me: my mum walked into the room

by notsouratall June 1, 2020

Fastest Land Mammal

A young Nigerian boy that goes by the name of Babatunde. He has also been in a few sidemen videos including a video where he outruns a cheetah with a full bowl of water. It’s honestly quite unbelievable.

Babatunde is the Fastest Land Mammal on the planet.

by purpie June 11, 2020

Fasterly

is like faster but in a sentance you don't have to change the word to eg.quickly

she headed back home fasterly

by porcupine_ February 6, 2021

David fattenbrough

A strong brave man which legend says will one day be the man to put an end to all fat men and women

Did u see planet diabetes this week, ye the one with David fattenbrough he’s so hot

by Michael Jackson 32 August 21, 2018

spontaneous fasting

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.

After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.

by Goodenf December 29, 2018