When a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as Mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. The hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while Mrs. Claus gives them a rim job.
by HOLLA CHINK December 21, 2010

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.
Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.
by Sakura-san January 15, 2009

by charlyane September 8, 2020

by doughnut1986 November 19, 2010

I would burn your souls forever. Extra crispy! Shit, I would do it twice. Especially to Matt! And not just A Matt but ALL Matts. Forever. I've never met a good one. Burn em up.
Hym "Fantastic! Fantastic should have been an option on the poll. Also, 'Eghghgh' isn't a sound sadists make when someone threatens to exsanguinate a little girl. Just saying still going to do it if she rings my doorbell while you're live."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2025

A lie so outrageous that one could never imagine it to be untrue. Usually a statement made by a disgruntled ex wife.
My ex wife who cannot spell cat told my family she was an international construction tycoon she also told them her father was a siamese twin to which they replied what a fascinating background! The stories are so FANTASTICAL they believed her.
by poboy4 July 12, 2018

Person 1: They did an Angelica job
Person 2: You mean fantastic?
Person 1: ANgelica and Fantastic have the same meaning
Person 2: You mean fantastic?
Person 1: ANgelica and Fantastic have the same meaning
by Angelicafantastic6969 September 6, 2021
