Cigarette Envy

To regard a person with envy who is still smoking a cigarette after you've already finished yours.

Brendan: Don't judge me but I'm going to smoke another cigarette.
Julie: (Nods in acceptance, immediately feels cigarette envy). Can I hit your cigarette? I'm having cigarette envy.

by BJ Day 4evvvvaaaa January 03, 2015

hatchback envy

to be envious of friends who drive hatchbacks or the storage capacity of a hatchback. A condition exacerbated by the addition of a roof rack.

My trunk is too small for all of my camping gear and I have no luggage rack! Hatchback envy!

by errr envious July 14, 2011

mac envy

1.) The only emotion to go unrecorded in history since nobody has ever envied a mac-owner for their overpriced etchasketch.

New Mac Owner: Hey dude, I got a Mac! Feeling any mac envy?

PC Owner: LOL WUT?!?

by Kodiak15 October 25, 2010

mac envy

When someone hates their PC so much they're willing to pay $3,000+ for the same PC with an Apple Logo and OSX pre-installed. (Pro-tip: you can install OSX on pretty much any computer)

Man, my PC has been crashing all the time. I think it has a trojan.

Have you considered getting a mac?

Nah, I don't have the cash to satisfy my mac envy. I think I'm gonna try Linux

by Lacedaemonius October 23, 2010

Mac Envy

A made up state of mind created by Mac owners to feed their disillusion that having an overpriced and largely unused computer is better then having a PC. It is similar to a hipster talking about how their music is better because no one listens to it.

Mac: My $2000 Macbook Air fits into a manila envelope, bet you have Mac Envy.
PC: It doesnt even come with a CD drive installed...
Mac: Yeah but look at how awesome Photoshop is.
PC: Arent you running Boot Camp?
Mac: Yeah but you still have Mac Envy!
PC: Alright dude...

by MMil October 24, 2010

gender envy

a feeling of envy for how someone else presents/expresses their gender identity. this term is primarily one used by trans people who have envy of the presentation of same-gendered cis people. Cis people can not experience gender envy, that is just envy

Tommy(FTM): I have such strong gender envy for Keanu Reeves
Lyla(MTF): Understandable. Natasha Lyonne causes me extreme gender envy.
Carly(Cis): Cool

by lemqnshark April 09, 2021

order envy

to envy someone else's order at a restaurant, to wish you had ordered something else.

"I have order envy looking at that guy's nachos."

by wordsmiff May 11, 2007