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bi-directional smack

The process of talking smack back and forth. E.g.- between colleagues.

Usually referenced when someone is willing to talk smack, but unable to take it...
Dustin does not adhere to the principle of bi-directional smack. He talks smack, but cannot take it. Therefor he is a hypocritical clown.
by Luc February 16, 2005
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directionater

Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction however they don't like all five guys, doesn't like all their songs and buys tickets and says "I'm not really excited about this concert"
Directionater: OHMYGOSH I LOVE LEWIS AND NEIL, the rest are ugly. Oh and I don't like that song they've done, and that Liam is so uptight!
by fightingenvy December 27, 2013
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Directionally Retarded

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
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direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.
i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it
by love1d94 April 1, 2013
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Directionator

A new One Direction fan that started liking them in March. They don't understand the inside jokes and says mean things about Niall's teeth. They don't understand the concept of Jimmy protesting NO and they like them for their looks.
Girl A- Do you like One Direction?
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?
by feedtherainbow December 15, 2012
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Three Direction

Three direction is the best band ever. One Direction can't compete with them.
1D fans: OMG I LOVE 1D
three direction fans: shut up
by isleptwityourmom February 2, 2022
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One Direction Errection

A love from a male towards one direction which causes them to have an one direction errection.
guy: OMG guys! I'm having an one direction errection!
by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012
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