National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 09, 2021

National kiss and grab dick day

You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want

Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day

by Applesause22 October 28, 2019

National suck some dick day

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !

Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th

Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl

by Handlemycheesekaren July 01, 2020

Oct 19 national grab dick day

Every girl has the pass of grabbing anyone’s dick

Oct 19 national grab dick day grab boys dicks

by Joshua_Bandzz October 16, 2019

National Whip Out Your Dick Day

“April 23rd”

You whip out your dick infront of your crush, sibling or friend on April 23rd

It’s national whip out your dick day you guys

by Steven Hawking101 April 23, 2018

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 13, 2021

National Suck your boyfriends dick day

You suck your boyfriends fuckin soul out

Its national suck your boyfriends dick day today, I have to suck his dick

by AzlerdTakesMondukes March 11, 2021