Dell

A company that sucks the soul out of the employees; Dell is Hell, as they say.

Man, I work in Dell

by ExDell November 23, 2021

Dell

The old, grey Dell towers were the best and most reliable computers Dell would ever release. Now, unless you get a $5000 workstation, it's kinda eh.

"you have a Dell?"
"yeah, it's one of the old ones."
"delllll."

by hatty_hattington February 16, 2023

Dell OptiPlex 5050

A line of desktop computers released in 2017, primarily used in offices and schools. Despite being 6th/7th Gen Intel, the i5 and i7 models are still capable for most casual/office applications.

Guy 1: Hey my school gave me this epic Dell OptiPlex 5050 for free!
Guy 2: Nice! Good luck running anything on it!
Guy 1: Well, I'm writing this definition from one, so that's something.

by truckjumperdude December 24, 2025

Dell G5

Crappy gaming laptop, overheats and throttles.

"You are getting a new super-deluxe Dell G5 gaming laptop for Christmas!"
*opens it*
*uses it for first game* "Cool!"
1 day later
*laptop overheats to nearly catching on fire*

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

Delle

Pronounced DELL (the computer company) Delle is your lesbian friend.

Delle, your lesbian friend.

by Delle.is.lesbian March 20, 2021

dell

A company, known for their blazing fast gaming computers

Wow! You got a Dell? Damn.

by Luckes September 1, 2020

dell hoffmare

The horse Cipher.

Damn that dell hoffmare cipher is fine.

by uwutm8te March 5, 2019