a girl who brings joy into everything, she has an amazing jawline and is the best detective in the whole world.
someone at the LAPD: who’s the best detective in the world?
lucifer: that will be my amazing girlfriend, chloe decker
lucifer: that will be my amazing girlfriend, chloe decker
by dckersgf June 05, 2022
The act of defecating in the baby changing station at a public bathroom, then folding up the door leaving a nasty surprise for the next parent. This act comes from the idea of an "upper decker" or a "top shelf".
The toilets in that rest stop are disgusting. I couldn't take a chance to rest my cheeks on one of those seats. So I left the men's room a diaper decker.
by Magoo Wes March 26, 2010
The double decker is a combination of the upper decker and a blumpkin. The guy is on the top tank performing an upper decker while the girl faces the wall with her feet on the toilet seat giving him a blumpkin while she drops a deuce in the bottom tank
by tnfungi January 06, 2009
"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".
by mark abestin December 18, 2003
When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.
by iAM December 14, 2013
The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.
Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.
Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.
Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.
Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.
Step 5: Escape.
What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.
Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.
Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.
Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.
Step 5: Escape.
What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)
Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker
Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers
by t-bozz January 29, 2013