When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
by peaceangel22 June 27, 2011
To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own
Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!
by cunteth420 December 01, 2021
by Dan February 08, 2003
" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "
by Tom Stein hates jews and arabs February 20, 2009
A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.
Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."
by The Original Slim Bavis April 01, 2005
To fail miserably
by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003
When she’s blowing you, you cum in her mouth pop the cum balloon cheeks and it shoots out her nose. (Making it hard to speak and breath) Then, you take the nose cum and jam it in her ears!
Cheryl was blowing me so hard I accidentally gave her the deaf mute, by jamming the cum into her ears!
by Pissedoffeveryday February 05, 2023