taxfrog when cobblestone

wheelsons a bitch ass monkey

wheelson "haha taxfrog when cobblestone"

by fedsbfnehdsfcbndjbv October 17, 2021

April 24 national cobblestone day

In honor ssundee cobblestone

April 24 national cobblestone day

by Tingedcannon801 April 24, 2022

Indiana Jones cobbler

When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.

Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.

Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.

Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.

Laird: I have not regrets in life.

by Nipplecardboard January 7, 2009

Cublet

1.A woman younger than 30 years old, prefers prey of younger age.

2. A woman who isn't old enough to be a cougar

She's too young to be a cougar, she's just a Cublet

by Miss V.Gina January 6, 2009

potato cobbler

1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another

I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

cubbie

An early manifestation of cougars (see UD definition). Usually applies to very late twenties and early thirties women who are desperate for a mate since all their girlfriends have just gotten married. They often appear like fun party girls, at first, but then reveal their true desperate, land-a-man motives. Be wary.

Damn, you can smell the desperation from that pack of cubbies.

by FREEKATIE July 30, 2005

cobblejobbing

cobblejobbing (gerund); to masturbate with an artificial limb, whether one presently in use by the subject, or one not currently being used as a limb

I got fired from my clerical job at the prosthetic clinic after I was caught cobblejobbing in the storeroom by the surgical assistant

by twentington July 14, 2007