crimson rhapsody

The act of performing sexual penetration in a woman's vagina at the precise time she's having a period.

"We were fucking but she was on her period..."
"Damn, dude, and then what?"
"Duh, i did a crimson rhapsody on that pussy!"

by Richard S. M. Ellie Cheese March 23, 2021

alizarin crimson

One of Bob Ross's many colors he used to create the universe.

Person 1: What a beautiful red sunset!
Person 2: That's not red you ass, it's alizarin crimson. Bob Ross doesn't use red.

by Jimmbab January 26, 2016

Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

King Crimson

Keep in mind, this was before part 5 got a proper translation and an anime and at the time king crimson was confusing. It’s not that hard, it’s lag in a nintendo online mario maker game. That’s it.

ALRIGHT YOU WANNA KNOW FINE I ADMIT IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, HE ERASES TIME BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, IF YOU ERASE TIME THEN SHOULDN'T HE NOT BE THERE?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN- WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE ERASES TIME?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT, HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! FINE YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE- YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT. I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS PLEASE!!! PLEASE JUST TELL ME!!! I NEED TO KNOW! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT! ITS CONFUSING I DON'T KNOW, HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK?!?! HOW DOES IT WORK?! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE!!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!!!

by Duckos July 11, 2022

Crimson wizard

When you jack a dick off as hard and vigorously that the tip goes a worrying shade of crimson.

I jacked my tinder date off after taking a preworkout shake and man, I gave that guy a crimson wizard with the strength it evoked

by Monstrous 69 September 17, 2021

Crimson Straight

The line of pink ejaculate left on the stomach and between the breasts of a menstruating female when a male pulls out during intercourse to ejaculate.

After having sex with and ejaculating on the chest and stomach of his menstruating girlfriend the man exclaims, "That looks like the Crimson Straight of Gibraltar."

by 2k3bandit December 23, 2013

Crimson Quim

Menstrual Fluid used as lubricant for sex

she's crimson quimming
THE CRIMSON QUIM

by saltandvinegar November 2, 2011