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Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.
Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!
by manyperson August 10, 2009
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European Clunge

Found across the globe in a variety of; night clubs, pubs, back alleys, and unfamiliar beds!

The term is openingly referring to females of the traveling variety, that are usually but not necessarily from europe, that just love cock!
"Lets get some European Clunge"
"I had some European Clunge"
"We had some European Clunge"
"that danish birds clunge was sweet"
by NZ Hunters and Gathers July 10, 2009
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Foamy Clunge

A clunge that is dripping whiteish liquid due to extreme sexual arousal.
Jen: Ohh Roger you are getting me so excited with your tongue
Roger: I can tell Jennifer, you've got a right foamy clunge, its all over my beard.
by Lloydie999333 July 2, 2009
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Clunge Chunks

When you're poundin' some pussy and you get those little bits of gooey stuff that just appear
mate she had bare nasty clunge chunks, they were all in my pubes
by lezbenham May 6, 2011
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Clunge punch

to fist a female :)
1: yo bluv, how far did you get with that girl?
2: I took her home to clunge punch that hoe!!!
by Clungepunch lover! July 3, 2009
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clunge quota

1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
by hairygunt September 27, 2010
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clunge filler

bruv i was tugging on my clunge filler when my gash walked in.
by dan n dan June 10, 2009
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