chelsea handler

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!
by Babblethefkon February 22, 2011
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Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.
That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.
by James Spencer June 07, 2005
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Chelsea Grin

A form of torture.

Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then the victim is tortured causing them to scream. This tears the flesh along the sides of the mouth, leaving a "grin".

Can alternatively be called a Glasgow Smile .
Heath Ledger's Joker has a Chelsea Grin.

Ichi the Killer has a Chelsea Grin.
by dirtybird4t46345222 August 31, 2008
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Chelsea Handler

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.
by ieatmarshmallows December 18, 2010
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Chelsea Tractor

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne
Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road
by Someguywhopostedhere October 24, 2011
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Chelsea academy

Chelsea academy is a shit school with shitty people and teachers who don’t even know how to teach and make students life terrible. We also have a stupid one way system and you don’t follow it miss Whittle will have a heart attack. If u want the will to live please don’t come to Chelsea academy.
Chelsea academy is a horrendous school that ruins your well being.
by A Chelsea academy hater:) December 27, 2022
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Chelsea-Rific

TOO PERFECT FOR WORDS
That happy dance was Chelsea-Rific!
by DarlingSweetheart December 07, 2010
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