chelsea handler

a talentless cunt

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!

by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011

Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.

That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.

by James Spencer June 15, 2005

Chelsea Grin

A form of torture.

Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then the victim is tortured causing them to scream. This tears the flesh along the sides of the mouth, leaving a "grin".

Can alternatively be called a Glasgow Smile .

Heath Ledger's Joker has a Chelsea Grin.

Ichi the Killer has a Chelsea Grin.

by dirtybird4t46345222 October 19, 2008

Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010

Chelsea Tractor

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne

Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road

by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011

South Chelsea

South Chelsea is the pseudo-posh description of the area in London called Battersea, in a sad attempt to make it sounds nice.

"Where do you live?" said John A; "Oh I live in South Chelsea," said Mike M; "You mean Battersea? Wow. Sad," said John A.

by Sciamo December 23, 2011

Chelsea Peretti

The love of my life, the funniest most amazing woman to ever walk the earth.

Chelsea Peretti, will you marry me?

by ccarriee April 11, 2021