Pulling a Carson

Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

On no I just Pulled a Caron in my

pants.
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Pulling a Carson can be one of these things

-Getting concussed
-Taking a massive poop
-Getting stabbed in the head with a pen
-Hurting your back

by UrMomsFav September 20, 2021

Pulling a Carson

Leaving an event to go poop.

“Anyone see John?”
“Yea, he’s pulling a carson”

by UrMomsFav October 6, 2021

Charlonzo

The stupidest nickname for someone named Charlie.

"Hey, isnt that Charlonzo over there?"
"Who? No, thats Charlie."
"No, its my man, Charlonzo."
*huff* "Whatever, asshole. Hi Charlie."

by theresa lynn November 29, 2005

Chardonnay Pong

A highly sophisticated version of the more commonly known game of Beer Pong. Whereas the traditional participants of Beer Pong tend to be low lifes, inbreeds, hillbillys, morons, 909ers, students from colleges in the southeast US, etc., Chardonnay Pong attracts a more refined level of idiot. The more expensive the Chardonnay, the more important to humanity the Chardonnay Pong player is. Entry level players will often utilize "box" variety Chardonnay, thereby relegating themselves to subhuman/neanderthal status. Some players have been known to utilize a crude and disgusting horse piss swill known as 2 buck chuck for their proceedings. This is common among Cro Mag project executives and pre-construction managers in Southern California.

Jacko - I've been training big time for the Chardonnay Pong tournament at Snowbird next month. I'm gonna beat all a yous like rented mules.

Oldog - Right on Jacko, have you been hitting that case of Mondavi Private Reserve I gave you for Xmas?

Jacko - No Oldog, I prefer the 2 buck chuck - mmm good! Pour me another boot Charty.

by Tiburonian December 20, 2010

carson cunt

A cunt so big you can fit carson in that shit

That bitch had a carson cunt

by BFC_Apples February 28, 2015

Carsonator

A fan of the amazing, hot, talented, singer, dancer and actress, Sofia Carson

"Oh my Gosh! Are you a Carsonator?"
"Carsonator's are the best!"

by eviesblueberry October 7, 2020

rombauer chardonnay

Otherwise known as cougar crack in the san francisco bay area.

Rombauer chardonnay or "Cougar crack" refers to a creamy, buttery chardonnay liked by many mature women

by Red Corvette July 3, 2017