Creamy Uppercut

When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.

After Fred gave Wilma a Creamy Uppercut her jaw, and self esteem, hurt for a long time.

by Marco Porno July 19, 2015

well creamy

A positive description on the looks of one girl. (Pronounced well... cree - mee)

She's well creamy.

by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 17, 2017

Creamy Pineapple

Having sex in the doggy style position while your girl is cutting up pineapple; then, when the time comes, bust a fat nut over the sliced pineapple and then she eats it while reciting "OHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!"

Paul gave your girl the creamy pineapple while your were on a business trip last Thursday

by Creamyboi July 14, 2020

Creamy Tromsy

A haircut is a trim. A trim is a trom. A trom is a tromsy. Nice equals creamy. Originates from Thurles, Tipperary.

Person 1: "Just out of the barber lad"
Person 2: "That's a creamy tromsy kid"

by thegowl March 10, 2018

creamy dick

when your girl sucking your dick and you cum in her mouth and she spits it back on your dick

person 1:how was last night
person 2:good but she gave me a creamy dick

by cock dweebler June 14, 2019

Creamy lump

An insult commonly used in Diss, England, mostly by 25 year old males; a gungey lump of googe. After the insult is said it is common for them to run wildly and hide in the nearest shop.

A man walks up to a person named Morgan. he puts his hand on his shoulder, leans in close to Morgan's face and says blatantly: "You're a creamy lump, mate."

by IIPhasmaII May 23, 2016