bronze nebula

Massive white cock

“After I ate this girls ass, I fed her my bronze nebula.”

by Cake Team69 April 19, 2018

Bronze Medalist

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.

I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.

by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023

Bronze Player

A massive bronze that is bad at rl and someone who sucks Your Local Guides small peen and nuts over feet. Massive bronze.

That silverbronze over there can't even air dribble, what a bloody bronze player

by YourLocalFootWanker January 14, 2021

Bronzing

The activity of placing an object up one’s shitty I unwiped ass so it is covered in feces and replacing it in it’s original position

My roommate Kyle kicked me in the balls last night so I Bronzed his Apple Watch

Bronzing

by Mc_staircase December 14, 2021

Bronze Buddhism

Any philosophical state experienced by a fake spiritual person (a bronze Buddhist), somebody who is a religious dilettante. Dabbles in things like zodiacs, crystals, etc but is not interested in the deeper aspects of human existence. A poser.

Named after the bronze statuettes of Buddha that you find in upper class homes of stay-at-home moms and sub-urban yoga instructors.

John: yeh, this girl switches religions like she switches heroes in overwatch.

James: classic bronze Buddhism, just a load of yin and yang pictures but doesn't even know what they mean.

by Zyllnus July 26, 2025

Bronze Dogs

When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned

Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts

Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"

by Slutty steak knife May 12, 2023

Bronze Sundial

A watch that looks good enough to wear, but not good enough to steal.

"Man, I work in a bad neighborhood. I can't wear a gold or silver rolex!"

"What you need, my man, is a Bronze Sundial"

by Terance August 26, 2012