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Bologna Hammock

Also known as meat curtains, the bologna hammock is the extra skin hanging out of a woman's vigina, looking like a hammock made of bologna.
Ex. Did you see the bologna hammock on Chub Rub? I would like to rest my tongue in that thing.
by Gary Ortego May 8, 2014
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Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.
Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
by MX5J6 March 25, 2022
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bologna gargling

Quit bologna gargling, someone will think you robbed a sperm bank.
by joeogio February 22, 2011
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Bologna Back

A slur best used for your boss
I know you’re reading this blakeley you greasy bologna back bitch
by LarryFromStateFarm August 28, 2022
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Bologna Boy

He was a bologna boy!
by Hello haters November 15, 2010
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John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him
by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021
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Bologna Rings

The rings of sweat that form under someone's arms due to a stressful situation.
Did you see the bologna rings on that guy?
by Jacksonz04 August 4, 2012
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