blister pussy

The squelchiest, slimiest, grimmest, most rotten zombified horse coochie that oozes a moist gumple clopping phlegm. Typically has puss pockets that pringle at the first touch.

Bro, she DEFINITELY has a blister pussy.

It’s dripping that orange juice cream again.

by Panda Berries January 10, 2022

Dick-blister

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.

I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.

by dave&frank September 28, 2017

soap blister

its where soap stays in water for a long period of time gets soft and easy to break. annoying as hell.

"I left some soap in water now its got a soap blister."

by The Anti Shawty February 27, 2023

Blister Dick

The 'lips and assholes' hot dog found spinning for hours on end at a convenience store that literally begin to blister due to the lengthy exposure to the hot dog rotisserie bulbs.

We popped in to the stop and rob and grabbed a couple blister dicks to eat on our way to the beach.

by Tittsmcgee April 17, 2025

Blister biscuit

Swollen vagina with puffy lips usually seen after a girl pleasures herself with a vacuum or suction cup.

Give me that blister biscuit.

by Stavi Herbmer February 28, 2022

Beer blister

The blister that forms when you are out of practice opening twist tops

That’s a helluva beer blister you got

by Moreasstolove August 13, 2023

disco blister

noun - a small pocket of fluid within the upper layers of the skin of the foot earned while tearing up the dance floor.

After dancing with everyone at the reception, including my dad's first wife, I woke up the next morning with a painful disco blister!

by funky49 June 18, 2014