Blake

Blake is always annoyingly smart. He doesn’t talk a lot but always gets the BEST grades. His parents are usually rich but he doesn’t flex it because he’s humble. He always hangs around with the person everybody hates (usually a Sam) but that doesn’t matter because no one else talks to the Blake anyway!

“Blake what did you get in your exam?”
“1000000000%”
“Ok”

by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020

Blake

nice guy, usually just wants to get in your pants though, uses you for stuff and the ghosts you.

josie: blake hasn’t talked to me since we’ve chilled
peyton: that’s cause he’s a blake, dick and dash

by smaema December 6, 2017

Blake

He is a dude and I stfg he has a six pack. I am not lying I promise. Has a six pack. All of this is true

Blake: I have a six pack
Bob: Yes

by ChildAbuseIsIllegal10 November 12, 2020

Blaked

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.

Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"

by The Norwaig March 10, 2016

Blake

Another word for "jock" or "Chad"

Blake: "hi"

One of Blake's many wife's: "Holy shit Blake is such a Blake I want him to fuck me so bad I just want his big juicy fucking cock to go up my petit little holes"

One of Blake's homies: "Holy shit I'm not even gay but I can see why you'd like that hes just so fucking hot🫦🫦🫦"

by My name isn't Blake I swear May 3, 2022

blake

a bitch ass nigga

that bitch ass nigga blake stole my car.

by Deshawn23 January 3, 2022

Blake

A very annoying and cringe individual who thinks that they are so special for talking in 3rd person and being self-centered. Probably has some undiagnozed schizophrenia. Someone please teach this b*tch how this world works. Also ur ed is not cool please get out. New mood = Blake (meaning cringe, annoying, embarrassing)

Dude I shat my pants…I feel like Blake

by EdSheeran’s shoe January 2, 2022