bent wood

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.

Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.

by henry galker February 10, 2004

bent

bad; not good; destroyed

that chick looks bent. That exam was bent, I hate my teach

by dstepp August 23, 2011

Damn Bent

Meaning the opposite or Damn Straight. So meaning no.

Person1:So you like that nerd hey?
Person2:Oh yeah, Damn bent.

by Samanthaa* June 9, 2007

Get Bent

Is an old miners cuss word meaning to get Decompression Sickness or known then as Cassions Disease.
When they built the foundations for bridges they worked in water tight containers on the river bed (Cassions) and when they came to the surface too quick bubbles formed in the body, mostly around the joints causing them to be doubled over in pain. This is known as the Bends.
This could last a long time.
Once a worker had this he looked deformed, couldn't work and left a vacancy for a family member/ friend etc. of another worker.

The quicker you get bent the better

by BishopDWallyDHonk November 11, 2010

bent pickle

An ugly person. A rude person

Madison, Elizabeth and Makayla though Ben Foust was a bent pickle .

by Makayla and Jason April 28, 2017

are you bent

British slang for acting in a homosexual manner.

Oi John, are you bent? Quit asking to see my ass.

by Thick Nigga Johnson November 27, 2019

The Bent Flamingo

The art of bending your cock back underneath your gooch and sticking it right inside your own butt hole, this is done whilst standing on one leg

That Ben Holleron is a strange cat, his mom once walked in on him doing The Bent Flamingo, he cum up himself and it all ran down his standing leg !!!

by The Purple Helmet February 11, 2022