brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel

"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"

by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart

Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.

by shit on a shingle September 16, 2012

blowout

Generally following a moist, wettish bowel movement, wherein the subject or victim proceeds to wipe the soiled anus, and the toilet paper rips or slips out of place, exposing fecal matter to one or more bare fingers, often times covering said fingers with odorous excrement. Although everyone who experiences this messy situation has the option to smell aforementioned fingers, it is a proven fact that more than 90% of subjects do indeed smell their soiled finger(s).

If I used a larger wad of toilet paper, I wouldn't have experienced this three-finger blowout!

by Diesel Train December 9, 2012

Bangkok Blowout

The act of violently defecating after enjoying a succulent Thai meal.

“It was lovely meal, Stephen, but I didn’t half have a Bangkok Blowout afterwards”

by wetjim53 December 31, 2020