Grenade Point Average

To have a high amount of Grenades in a sorority house.
Damn dude, you see all those grenades in that house!?

Yah, that house has a high Grenade Point Average.
by duperchoi September 09, 2010
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average atomic mass

The weighted average of the atmoic masses of the naturally occuring isotopes of an element.
Suppose you had a box of marbles that contain 2 sizes of marbles. If 25% of the marbles have the massses of 2.00g each and 75% have the masses of 3.00g each then the average atomic mass would look like this.
(25 marbles x 2.00g = 50g)+(75 marbles x 3.00g = 225g) = 275g / 100 = (an average atomic mass of) 2.75g.
by Killa Chris the Great September 29, 2006
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Average penis size

Person 1: My penis is about 4 inches long.
Person 2: Wow, thats the average penis size!
by suckadickforadollar November 02, 2022
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my life is average

An average website where averagely awesome people summarize their average days/lives. These people are awesome and need not to be asked how they get to be this way. (as in, totally awesome)
go to mylifeisaverage.com to see the official site for My Life Is Average (of course, what else would it be? just, don't even ask....)
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Painfully Average

A Rocket League car setup that looks like it was made by a squishymuffinz fanboy.
Joe has a painfully average car setup in rocket league man :/
by disturb April 19, 2021
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Average White Girl

An average white girl is someone who follows more than one of these stereotypes:
- you wear uggs -you love Katy Perry
-you always get Starbucks -your catchphrase is I can't even!
-you love Pretty Little Liars -you always know when the Pumpkin Spice Latte is returning
-you love Victoria's Secret and North Face -you love leggings/yoga pants
-you take pride in your ability to quote Mean Girls

If you follow more than one of any of these stereotypes, then you are the average, annoying, fuckshit white girl.
Meg: Jesus Christ, that's the fourth Pumpkin Spice Latte Sarah had this week!
Becky: Why so surprised? She always wears yoga pants and uggs, and she always quotes Mean Girls. She's just an average white girl.
by Bianca_DiddlySquat May 25, 2018
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The Standard Average Play

the standard average play is usually the best play available in poker. the standard average play, or SAP, was developed as a kind of anti-dote to The Fancy Play Syndrome. the Standard Average Play is what a SAP, or "normal" person might do, if that normal person thought through what was actually occurring in the moment at the table AND the Standard Average Play is what every Pro should be looking for, and should know, at any given point in the play of a hand. the Standard Average Play was developed by William Edward Harding and Kurt Dewhurst, two well-known Las Vegas Poker personalities.
you know, rather than trying to out-think everybody all the time and look like a genius, you might benefit from simply asking: "what's the standard average play here?" the standard average play is usually good enough, and usually where you're head should be.
by willhard9723 May 19, 2013
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