Ashlyn Bruce

A morbidly obese man who cannot see his own feet

Ashlyn Bruce

by DB318 June 9, 2021

Ashlyn pain

A vagina that smells of peanuts

“Hey have you seen Laura?”
“No! She is at home with a bad case of ashlyn pains”

by Cruggus March 11, 2023

Ashlyn ALR 5

I. A abolitionist who owned 10+ slaves and supported the confederacy.
II. Another way of saying “Thomas Jefferson”
III. Put it pure and Simple: a Ashlyn ALR 5 is a hypocrite.

Thomas Jefferson is a paramount example of a Ashlyn ALR 5. Guy hated slavery in words but owned 600 slaves and didn’t free one.

by FugginPARODYbro July 2, 2025