I miss my Alfie K D.Everyone needs a Alfie in their lives- when you meet him he's alr...get to know him he's unreplaceable. He'll break your heart and it's the worst heartbreak ever even if you've never dated. Copycat D always is like that. Alfie K D is funny, strong (really never tell him tho) and I miss him..love you old Alfie. Wish you were the same. Alfie K D has a good memory.
by Scarlett...dazedforhim<3 May 31, 2023
Get the Alfie K Dmug. The uks top shagger . If there’s birds in your area then he’s been there , he is thought to be then biggest unit the country has to offer and was once in a fist fight where he knocked out half of blackpools population and killed all residents in Luton just for fun
by The beast 174 April 17, 2022
Get the Alfie Allan lordmug. Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee
by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021
Get the ALFIEmug. 
by DejiIsHot October 26, 2020
Get the alfiemug. by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020
Get the Alfie fairhurstmug.