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Astley affect

when a singer/voice actors voice doesn't seem to match up with there face, most prominent examples are Rick Astley and Paul McCartney, when singing golden slumbers, and George Ezra
person one: did you see the face of that radio host?
person two: yeah he seems to have the Astley affect
by Zingy cucumber December 5, 2021
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aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Peyton Affect

When your beautiful girlfriend says something normally seen as “concerning/cringe” it becomes attractive only because it’s coming from her.
Peyton- I love to mew to daniel larson while eating nut butter and watching skibidi toilet with aiden
*peyton affect occurs{translated}*
me- you’re so beautiful and funny and hot and pretty and gorgeous
by peycole July 13, 2024
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Lin Affect

Pretend like you are going to cut a player from your basketball team. Hopefully, said player will be motivated to score 20+ points a game.
Person 1: Did you cut that new guy?

Person 2: No, I'm hoping the Lin Affect will kick in soon.
by Bnindo1231 April 8, 2012
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Affect

Affect is usually a verb meaning "to produce and effect upon"
by _.moth._ July 17, 2022
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The Ruthless Affect

when players ride JrBus,Doba,Kastro
The Ruthless Affect: Where a player from slaps team. plays 1/21 tours a day, but once they're invited to Ruthless they magically play all 21 tournaments.
by The Ruthless Affect September 28, 2023
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Slow-ass affect

When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.
1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)
by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023
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