Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Cockroach

Evil (will control the world)

"Oh no! Cockroach!"

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022

Cockroach

My friend group

My friends are all cockroach

by Dracos wife January 18, 2021

cockroach ass

usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.

"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"

by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022

Cockroach Pudding

When a Person has sex with Cockroaches, and/or gets Creampied by a Cockroach.

Person 1: I had some cockroach pudding last night

Person 2: Fucking kill yourself

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Cockroaching

To hide your presence, especially signing off from social media and then signing back in later, whenever you see someone you're trying to avoid.

"You should've just told me outright rather than cockroaching."

by Jedi Jason September 23, 2022

Cockroach Bukkake

A name for a group of three or more freshwater cockroaches.

There goes a cockroach bukkake down the Missouri River beach by Omaha.

by TheMaciac February 15, 2025