When considering a pizza, 8 slices is the standard and correct amount to have in any normal situation. An additional ninth slice may not seem to cause any problems but is detrimental to the pizza as a whole. There is no place in the box for this ninth slice to fit, and it simply bothers the other 8 slices. Even after throwing this ninth slice away, it always attempts to make its way back to the box despite the fact that it is clearly unwanted and inferior to the other slices.
Dave: Looks like they gave us nine slices of pizza.
H: I’ll take the ninth slice.
Sheen: Oh I bet you would.
H: I’ll take the ninth slice.
Sheen: Oh I bet you would.
by ShmeatLover XD April 7, 2021
Get the The Ninth Slicemug. Last night at the party i walked outside and Anthony's girlfriend was slicing the bread in the yard.
by TC $$$$ September 30, 2008
Get the SLICING THE BREADmug. Infinitely better than sliced bread.
"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"
by hai guyz November 3, 2005
Get the sliced cheesemug. The action of slitting your wrists and using the blood to short out your computer because you’re so bored in your CISCO networking class.
by MIKE March 24, 2005
Get the CISCO Slicemug. an extra-marital sex partner
by Kody Redcloud July 1, 2014
Get the side slicemug. by Matthew Arrington September 26, 2006
Get the g-slicemug. by Dan Fizzle December 18, 2007
Get the jiggy slicemug.