joshua

an annoying little person. typically short and gay. loves to argue about politics. ted cruz supporter. likes girls he will never get

“i don’t know who to vote for”
“YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR TED CRUZ”
“oh joshua...”

by kgib May 22, 2018

Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you'll ever meet. He thinks he's so bad because he's the only child and that he's goes to special school but really he's just a gay motherfucker. He also thinks and admits that he's taken illegal drugs but really hes never even tried a cigarette in his life. If you ever run into a tall, blond-ish, 6'2 boy that maybe shopping with his mum and dad, keep walking... TRUST ME DADDY!!

Joshua: It's 2 o'clock in the morning. I'M GANGSTA!! lemme light up ma zoot.
Me: YOU'VE NEVER SMOKED A ZOOT OR EVEN A FAG IN UR LIFE DICKHEAD!!

by theyhateretro March 9, 2020

Joshua

absolute fuckboy douche. best friends with a dude named kyle.

girl 1: oh great it's that dude again... prepare to be flexed on by someone with a smaller dick than you, and listen to him go on about how he could "beat up jackson in a fight"

girl 2: what are you talking about?

girl 1:it's joshua.

girl 2:oh god damnit not with this little fucker again...

by I like you not June 12, 2020

Joshua

He is the greatest man ever alive will care for anything and all the girls think he is hot and sexy as heck
he gets all the girls and once you have a Joshua its not a good idea to let him go

My joshua is so How

by MoonPieMan May 27, 2017

Joshua

A thirsty ass nigga

Damn he is acting like a Joshua

by Thirsty nigga May 9, 2018

Joshua

A person who has a very hard time accomplishing any normal every day activities.

Hey mom, Joshua is drowning in the laundry machine again.
Joshua, are you sane yet?
-Steve: Hey Stan, you better not pull a Joshua again.
-Stan: What?

by Hugh G. Johnson December 14, 2008

Joshua

Joshua is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He will ruin your birthday, Crack your phone. He has no friends and has the worst hair cut ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he is dating Amanda. no one likes him because he wears horrible clothes and he thinks his cool but he is very retarded.

Joshua is the WORST!

Joshua is stupid

by MilkyChorcha February 28, 2019