A shit event that took 2 month to plan ahead. And when it finally happened, they got stopped by 2 officers. That’s all it took to Ruin a 2-month plan. It was also Awkward as shit.
Friend: YOOO THAT AREA 51 EVENT WAS SO SICK!!!!
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass
Me: If you don’t shut the fuck up about that Area 51 bull shut I’m going to pull your arms off and shove it up your ass
by Dat_Boi33 September 26, 2019

Turn around, there's nothing here.
yo, what the fuck u still doin here, fuck off,
(this shit website told me to 'include the word being defined' here, so
Area 51
(this shit website told me to 'include the word being defined' here, so
Area 51
by Area 52 July 15, 2019

A bunch of suicidal millennials and gen Z people trynna either clap some alien cheeks or keep E.T as a pet; however, these FUCKing idiots forgot that these aliens are being kept there for a reason.
by GEDDA d1qshanary July 22, 2019

A place that has everything you wish to have, such as:
+ Aliens
+ Half-Life 3
+ Sanitizer that can kill 100% of bacteria.
+ Silent Hills P.T
+ Toilet paper that can completely clean your ass.
+ etc.
+ Aliens
+ Half-Life 3
+ Sanitizer that can kill 100% of bacteria.
+ Silent Hills P.T
+ Toilet paper that can completely clean your ass.
+ etc.
by bradparker September 12, 2019

by Jelly,bryutkvvhj,chfkycfkvgjlC September 18, 2019

by Analbead554 July 3, 2019

Where the US military be hidding all dem spacey bois like E•T and Michael Jackson.
800K people are going to raid on September 20th
800K people are going to raid on September 20th
Me: are you coming to raid Area 51 on September 20th
Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20
Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.
Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
Gary: yeah how could I miss it! Fuck 9/11 let’s get 9/20
Me: if I die play XXX at my funeral.
Gary: I can get Grayson Dolan to come and grind on your coffin too?
Me: gorn then lmao. See you on 9/20
by Graysondolansbitch July 22, 2019
