by STinky Bunny June 30, 2023
by Analbead554 July 03, 2019
by Northskittle April 28, 2021
by keylalc August 11, 2019
The worst event in history to happen to children in 2019 where they try to raid a government facility but die because they're dumb and don't understand that aliens don't want to be f*cked and that it was a joke but they're all idiots for thinking that would actually work. Who thinks that they'll actually be able to get into a government facility and even if they do there's not gonna be any aliens for example if you tell someone that you're gonna rob their house they'll just move their stuff and rob you in return so if you read this I suggest you don't go to Area 51 that will be literal suicide also you probably waste so much time inside playing Fortnite that you think you know how guns work and that sh!t but Fortnite isn't realistic at all like right now you're becoming smarter reading this but instead go outside and do something other than play video games like murder, theft, grand theft auto (not the game you idiot), or arson all of those are fun and remember don't go to Area 51 commit crimes instead.
Bob Ross: Hey remember Area 51?
God: Yes
Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?
God: Because they're idiots
Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever
God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for
Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh
God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51
Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*
God: Yes
Bob Ross: Why didn't you stop them?
God: Because they're idiots
Bob Ross: But Area 51 was one of the biggest children massacres ever
God: Yes but they need to know the difference between a joke and something you should give your life for
Bob Ross: Ohhhhhh
God: Now get back to painting my mural of Area 51
Bob Ross: *starts drawing happy little bodies next to a default dancing alien*
by GiveMeDrugsRightNow420 September 09, 2019
ok why? people died because of this, all claiming the naruto run is OP, yea its no one else fault but gullible FAT men that have nothing else to do in their life, also yea i don't know if they realized, but the " BOIBLE" say GOAT GOD only made earth and nothing else, soooo IM NOT AN BELIVER
AREA 51
by someone else thats not u February 05, 2021
A bunch of suicidal millennials and gen Z people trynna either clap some alien cheeks or keep E.T as a pet; however, these FUCKing idiots forgot that these aliens are being kept there for a reason.
by GEDDA d1qshanary July 23, 2019