Noob

Noob is a word that is sadly very common in the English language. It's used to describe someone who is average or lower than average at something. It is also used when someone else who thinks they are good at something (usually video games) gets beaten by someone else. That usually results in rage quitting which is when a person gets so mad that they can no longer play and breaks whatever they are playing on, usually followed breaking down in tears and calling everybody a, well, noob. Some side effects are red face, uncontrollable sobbing, punching inanimate objects, slapping themselves, and breaking their TV because it's just TOO MUCH!

Gamer 1: Dude, honestly I'm not even trying right now.
Gamer 2: It's so frickin' obvious bro, you're such a noob.
Gamer 1: NO I'M NOT!!! YOU'RE A NOOB OKAY, I'M NOT TRYING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU!!!!
Gamer 2: Awww, is the poor baby gonna cry, does he need some milk.

by Jennamazing September 18, 2016

Noob

A new player, not someone who killed you

zomg11!!1!1!!1 he's such a noob how'd he kill me!

by 99Ninety December 3, 2020

Noob

"NOOB" is an acronym for "New On Online Battle.net". Battle.net is Blizzards game launcher.

"Noob" originally came from Warcraft III: Frozen Throne but is now used in almost every game and sometimes IRL too. It's a pretty negative word, because people use it if someone is bad at a game or something else.

fucking noob
n00b
go play minecraft ya little noob

by YaYPIXXO December 12, 2018

noob

a noob is a person that just wants to play fun games not the person who will kill your family

your a noobXD im not a noob because i didnt kill your dad

by NoObZzZ March 8, 2020

Noob

a synonym for the word newb, which is a shortcut for newbie, which means a new person to an activity. Commonly mistaken for a fuckin' retard.

You suck, what a noob.

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Noob

A dumb person who is an idiot and does stupid things. He (she) is very unpopular in school and causes mischief everywhere. They are weird fuckers. They are very babyish

Do you not think that Joe is such a noob?

by OPTitanGodElite May 28, 2016

Noob

What a roblox player says when they can't find a better insult because he's 8 and can't fight a nigger

*in the roblox multiverse some retarded kid gets killed by other retard in jailbreak*
Retard#1: YOU NOOB YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS ######## YOU
Retard#2: Bruh I'm playing the ####### ### # game
Retard#1: How old are you? I'm #
Retard#2: Ha noob I'm 13

Retard#1: :(

by imsmartlikehell May 29, 2019