january 4

all the best badasses were born today 😌
if you were born on this day just do something crazy, rob a bank, suck sum dicks, learn fancy and dance it in public!!
if you were born on this day you are amazing 😔

“i was born on january 4 “
“bro!! you are an amazing badass then!“

“i wish i was born on january 4”
“why bro”
“cause then i could dance fancy in public bro”

by markleebestboy October 15, 2019

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fallout 4

Life stealer. Soul grabber. Marriage ender. Child abductor.

Guy: "Hey, have you seen Jimmy anywhere?"
Other: "Nah, he got Fallout 4 yesterday. God help him."

by SPARTAN-G117 November 17, 2015

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May 4

People born on this day are shy, talkative, creative, beautiful, sexy, tall, and very special. If you meet a girl born on this day, never let her go she will make you feel like the most special man on earth and love you forever. Be careful with her because she will fall in love fast, and when she does she expects it to last forever. I you do break up with her keep in mind that she will still like you and try to get you back. She may also be jealous when you find someone new so be warned. But she is the best person you’ll ever meet so hold on to her.

Guy: OMG she’s hot! 🥵

Other guy: Yea she is, she must have been born on may 4!
Guy: Your totally right

by Clementine_69_(*_*) December 14, 2019

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