Zimmy

Zimmy's the GOAT. He knows everyone and everyone loves him. He's a beast and can lift more than any of his bros. He's a big body and will absolutely destroy anyone in whatever sport he wants. He's attractive as fuck and gets every girl there is. He has a natural sense of leadership and carries confidence and charisma wherever he goes. He's the funniest man I know and he knows just how to get everyone to laugh. He also cares a lot about his friends and is not a fuck boy no matter how many hookups he's had. He's the realist man I know and he's very genuine. When Zimmy walks into a bar, the strippers stuff dollar bills down his fuckin pants.

"Dude, is that Zimmy? Thats a beast right there." - Barack Obama
"Omg Zimmy's so fuckin hot Im gonna bang him" - Riley Reid
"Zimbo's the GOAT" - Kanye West

by user696969696969696969 March 2, 2019

Zummeh

Zummeh, A word used to replace lyrics rhyming with Weezy, or general Black rappers lyrics.

Dat N!^&#a Zummeh Dident do S£$1T! FREE DAT N*%&$A!

by ParadoxShotz April 13, 2011

Joel Zumaya

The hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. Plays for the Detroit Tigers. Possible closer in 2009-2010 season. Often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. His fastest recorded is 104.8 mph Known for his infamous injuries which include playing Guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the Californian wildfires

Joel Zumaya strikes out the side!

by MikeLCoriasso February 22, 2009

Zammy

A Zammy is a person that is really cool, amazing, smart, kind and a really great friend. People that get to meet a Zammy are some of the luckiest out there. A Zammy is so sweet and caring. Above all else, a Zammy is a very awesome person.

A Zammy is so awesome!

by oChocolate March 4, 2022

Zimmy Job

A zimmy job is when you and your sexual partner are going to take a pair of athletic gloves or baseball gloves and insert them into the anus of your partner then one of you play with the other ones testicles for about 45 seconds.

She gave me a zimmy job or Do u wanna ZJ

by BiGRazorSG55 February 7, 2010

zummet

an amazing sexy person that is summerphobic

oh wow you're such a zummet!!

by nqyeonie in question November 27, 2020

Zommy

The feminine equivalent of “Zaddy".

"She could be my Zommy, all right."

Fuck me Zommy!

“Dang! She is a Zommy! She can get it!”

Yes Zommy, yes.

by Yourlocalpansexual June 11, 2021