zooplankter

When a man has sex with a woman in any "animal" style.

"I took her home and zooplankter."

by Adam Tsunami February 20, 2009

Zompcalypse

When the apocalypse is caused by Zombies, or Zombies cause the apocalypse.

Dude, the zompcalypse reminds me of The Walking Dead.

by Eloquent Rex June 18, 2016

Zomplex

Any type of elixir, pill, medicine, or cure sold as a "miracle cure" or an "easy fix" to some ailment or disease that a person is experiencing. Used as a replacement for things that could and should be fixed by a clean diet and regular exercise (such as obesity). The side effects to this "cure" are often worse than the disease it claims to treat. It is a product pushed on the trusting public in an effort to line the pockets of a drug company; with no regard to the damage it will inflict on unsuspecting people. See also snake oil

"Try Zomplex, it works like magic (just ignore all the side effects and we deny any wrong doing on our part should your condition actually worsen after taking our "medicine" )."

by FxnlLiving June 25, 2018

zoopla

A pastime that involves researching properties, area trends and renting statistics in the U.K. using websites such as, but not exclusively, zoopla.co.uk.

John zooplas every morning to look at London apartments - it's his favourite pastime!

by sodoff November 11, 2020

zompapapereta

when your mother makes the sauce in naples

chella zompapapereta e mammt

by spinottyyy May 25, 2021

Zompapereta

A insult in the strict neapolitan italian language used to define:
1 a whore
2 a deceased female grandparent insulted for her sluttiness

"mocc a chella cess ZOMPAPERETA e nonnt"
"Go to hell with your whory grandma"

by Peppe the italian expert November 22, 2021

zorpland

zorpland is a TOTALLY real country in water that we praise our lord and savior heysoos

i live in zorpland

by Shleeb May 14, 2025